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9/11 Prepares Rudy for the Disaster that is His Campaign |
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Saturday, 05 January 2008 |
Rudy needs a PR specialist - and a time machine. His support in Iowa proves to be virtually non-existant and his campaign message is stuck dwelling on the past. But its OK. Rudy is prepared. Rudy is the man to handle a disaster like his campaign. You see, it doesn't matter how badly he does in Iowa, it doesn't matter that his campaign is falling apart. You see, he's dealt with horrors like this on 9-11. He flatlined in Iowa and he’s struggling in New Hampshire, but Rudy
Giuliani shook off the early-state blues Thursday as only he can.
“None of this worries me - Sept. 11, there were times I was worried,” Giuliani said. There you have it, folks. Rudy Giuliani isn't worried about his campaign because there are no collapsing buildings, fireballs, or dying civilians (yet). Artist's interpretation of Rudy Giuliani's Presidential Campaign Giuliani did manage to beat Alan Keyes and Duncan Hunter, proving that, uhhh, I guess proving that the Fox News endorsement is worth about 3% of the population. Of course, someone's got to look at these results as a good thing.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 09 April 2008 )
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