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What's The New Dollar Going to Look Like? |
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Friday, 06 June 2008 |
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All "new money" dollars, bills, and promissory notes are printed on receipt paper in faded ink unless noted
Minimum paper dollar denomination: $100 - street name: The Bush Dollar
"ie: not worth a bush dollar"
(Redeemable for one-hundred 2009 or later steel pennies)
Bush on the front, back is a landscape of a city destroyed simultaneously by fire and water.
Official Motto: Withus or Againstus
$500 - street name: Bread Dollar
"ie: I haven't eaten in days, can I have a bread?"
(Redeemable for one-hundred 2009 or later steel nickels or one loaf of white bread)
Front is a iconic graphic of the wheat plant, back is a naval panoramic of our crops being shipped up and sent over seas.
Official Motto: Feeding the World to Someday Break Even
$1,000 - $100,000 - street name: The Prison Buck
"I can get the stuff, but I need a couple prison bucks"(Redeemable for one hour of incarcerated labor per $1,000 face value)
Group portrait of Nixon, Reagan, and Clinton on the font, monumental
prison complex on the back with spiraling watch-towers and smoke-stacks
of carved ivory. Floating pyramid with eye looks down
(Also available in five hour, twenty hour, and one-hundred hour denominations) Official Motto: For Security and the Common Good
$1,000,000 - street name: Bond
"Yo! they put me in jail because my job was outsourced, I need to borrow a Bond"
(Redeemable for one prisoner's freedom, can be pro-rated for time
served when purchasing ownership of individual(s) see IRS-DHS statute
chapter 29.224501 subsection 21.2495467.21847a for full terms, human
rights disclaimer, eligibility restrictions, and tax obligations)
Printed on small, sturdy yellow and orange cards with pictures of a strange little man with a top-hat, monocle, and mustache.
Motto: Get out of Jail Free
$1,000,000,000 - street name: Fool's Gold
"You're not rich, that's fool's gold"
(Redeemable for one kilogram of gold or 6667 barrels of oil to be
delivered at a future date [subject to terms, conditions, presidential
whim, and fractional reserve availability])
Printed on threaded carbon fibers, heat, water, and rip resistant. Portrait of FDR with crown and scepter. Other side: Map of the USA
side by side with images of occupied extra-national territories
Motto: Bearer of this note is entitled to whatever is left
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 19 June 2008 )
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